If the Greek myths turned out to be true and Apollo is indeed in that chariot every morning, doesn't cheese taste the same? Cheese? The goat's milk cured into that delightful sour frothy mixture from heaven- steeped in herbs and brittle onions before forming the bumpy curds?
Slap those gums together for the goddamn C-to the-H-to-the-DOUBLE-EEEZZZE!
Slap those gums together for the goddamn C-to the-H-to-the-DOUBLE-EEEZZZE!