I got into a "don't get near me" thing at the grocery store. People kept standing so close to me and it was driving me crazy. I just wanted to push them yell "Leave me the fffuuck (I push as I say "fffuuck" to emphasize it) alone!". But that's what paranoids do and I'm not paranoid, am I? Ha. I get into this mode where I think everyone is looking at me and I'm like a magnet (not in the good way) and draw people into my circle of energy. I don't think there's a conspiracy or anything but it seems to have this certain air of inevitability.
I was standing near the right end of a 30 foot deli counter at Kroger. I'm taking a look at the meat I wanted this girl saddles up next to me with her cart. She stands really close to me as she looks at the meats. Fine...we're both buying meat. So I place my order and move away, further right, to the prepackaged meat right next to the deli counter. She decides she wants to look at this prepackaged meat as well and moves even closer to me. So I walk around her cart and get on the other side of her. She pushes her cart back after a few minutes so that she's next to me again so I move to the other side of the deli to pick-up my meat. GET AWAY!
Then I'm browsing iced cream, which makes me feel conspicuous enough (being a fat man) and this guy kind of meanders down the aisle and seems to be looking at the same freezer case as me so I move down a case, giving him room. He moves down a case. So I move backward three cases and just pretend to browse waiting for him to get the fuck out of my life. Then he leaves the aisle so I go back to the original case. Then, thirty seconds later, he comes back down the same aisle and crowds me again. GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
Unlike my saintly and patient girlfriend, I do not like people. I like people but not strangers. I try to be friendly but they JUST WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
The worst part is these people have no idea they're doing this to me.
At least there are no circuits implanted in my upper cortex.
-S6
I was standing near the right end of a 30 foot deli counter at Kroger. I'm taking a look at the meat I wanted this girl saddles up next to me with her cart. She stands really close to me as she looks at the meats. Fine...we're both buying meat. So I place my order and move away, further right, to the prepackaged meat right next to the deli counter. She decides she wants to look at this prepackaged meat as well and moves even closer to me. So I walk around her cart and get on the other side of her. She pushes her cart back after a few minutes so that she's next to me again so I move to the other side of the deli to pick-up my meat. GET AWAY!
Then I'm browsing iced cream, which makes me feel conspicuous enough (being a fat man) and this guy kind of meanders down the aisle and seems to be looking at the same freezer case as me so I move down a case, giving him room. He moves down a case. So I move backward three cases and just pretend to browse waiting for him to get the fuck out of my life. Then he leaves the aisle so I go back to the original case. Then, thirty seconds later, he comes back down the same aisle and crowds me again. GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
Unlike my saintly and patient girlfriend, I do not like people. I like people but not strangers. I try to be friendly but they JUST WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
The worst part is these people have no idea they're doing this to me.
At least there are no circuits implanted in my upper cortex.
-S6