My work over the last two weeks required me to watch Jean Claude Van Damme's entire filmography, sit through ten music videos performed by or conceptualized by pro wrestlers, attend a Breast Feeding for Peace rally, and play a Nintendo game about Mary Kate and Ashley learning to drive. Strangely, I kind of enjoyed all of it.
I'm going to be in San Francisco the rest of this week, where I don't plan on writing even one more joke about freedom inspiring milk-filled babies or homoerotic martial artists doing the splits in underground karate tournaments. Unless, of course, it's an emergency.
I'm going to be in San Francisco the rest of this week, where I don't plan on writing even one more joke about freedom inspiring milk-filled babies or homoerotic martial artists doing the splits in underground karate tournaments. Unless, of course, it's an emergency.
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ahd:
mwahahahaha.... didn't realise u actually had a membership on here.... i've wasted many hours of the past couple years on your site.... didn't mean for that to come out sounding bad... you know what i mean.... if it weren't for seanbaby.com and fat chicks in party hats i probably would've stopped going online by now....
papawheelie:
hanging out with you doesn't suck at all,man. Ima have to visit sometime when I'm seattlebound. or maybe a rendezvous in seattle...my peeps got it goin' on in seattle