Today's work:
Video game reviews of Barbie Secret Agent, WWE Road to Wrestlemania X8, Revenge of the Smurfs, and Army Men Turf Wars. I hyperbolized about ass-eating acid and necrophilia in my own private war against the Electronic Gaming Monthly censors, and I'm sure by the time it gets to print, their editors will hack it down to say, "Revenge of the Smurfs is a smurfingly BAD time!!!" So that's something to look forward to.
Now I have about four hours to finish two articles before my editor at The Wave wakes up and checks his Inbox. And I'm sure 3 hours of it will be spent trying to think of an acceptably politically correct way to make jokes about the ABC of Sex Education for Trainables - a video that teaches retarded people how to bone each other. And oh holy fuck do I wish I made that up. Fun Fact: when prompted, a group of mentally challenged individuals can come up with 10 synonyms for the word "penis." Please picture 10 retarded people screaming "Cock! Ding Dong!" and you'll realize why I spend 10 hours a day saving Christmas.
Video game reviews of Barbie Secret Agent, WWE Road to Wrestlemania X8, Revenge of the Smurfs, and Army Men Turf Wars. I hyperbolized about ass-eating acid and necrophilia in my own private war against the Electronic Gaming Monthly censors, and I'm sure by the time it gets to print, their editors will hack it down to say, "Revenge of the Smurfs is a smurfingly BAD time!!!" So that's something to look forward to.
Now I have about four hours to finish two articles before my editor at The Wave wakes up and checks his Inbox. And I'm sure 3 hours of it will be spent trying to think of an acceptably politically correct way to make jokes about the ABC of Sex Education for Trainables - a video that teaches retarded people how to bone each other. And oh holy fuck do I wish I made that up. Fun Fact: when prompted, a group of mentally challenged individuals can come up with 10 synonyms for the word "penis." Please picture 10 retarded people screaming "Cock! Ding Dong!" and you'll realize why I spend 10 hours a day saving Christmas.
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