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The PDX Suicide Girls party got a little interrupted by Fruitastic Dracula, his "hetero-life-partner" Ass Fucker of the Night, and that lesbian girl who was excited to tell us about how high she was on cough syrup. I am a professional drinker, so even after six pitchers of Pabst I remember most of the night, meaning that I'm fully aware that it was mostly me making fun of some queer ass God damn vampires. Despite that, I had a good time meeting you guys. Fun Fact: I was especially having a good time meeting those of you with luscious, luscious breasts.

PS: Eve rules, but while we were exchanging stories, I learned that she attends a college where students receive no grades and tuition is paid for in friendship. I was a little confused by the whole thing, but I do know this: when she graduates, she's going to be able to grow drugs that will kick the brain out of your ear from across the room.

PPS: If anyone wants to play Lazer Tag with me on the afternoon of Saturday, November 2nd, then fucking do it. IF YOU DARE! Pchu! Pchu!