seamus1979

8 things you wish your girlfriend would say to you

1} im bored, lets shave my pussy

2}are you sure youve had enough to drink?

3}that fart was great, do another one

4}of course i swallow, i love it

5}just for a change, put it in my arse

6}how about i get my sister in for a threesome?

7}no thats ok, you carry on watching porn and drinking beer, i will do the washing up

8}marriage? no way


if only........................