I love looking like im 13..........you get carded everywhere you go!
I walked into a local irish pub...im in love with irish boys.......anywho, i asked for a corona and a lemon drop shot and the bartender laughed at me and told the girl i was with that it was illegal to bring a minor into a pub....so i brought out my military ID cute as the basterd was he just looked at me and refused to sell me any alcohol even though i am 21.
well needless to say i got pissed and called his manager and said that " the fucker behind the bar was shown valid ID and still refused to give me a drink...and i am 2 steps from reaching over the bar and grabbing his cute ass and beating the shit out of him...cuz even thought he is cute apparently there was not a lot goin on upstairs"
the manager laughed and told me to calm down and my girl was just laughing and shaking her head........
I cant help it though the fucker was comin between me and my acohol!
I walked into a local irish pub...im in love with irish boys.......anywho, i asked for a corona and a lemon drop shot and the bartender laughed at me and told the girl i was with that it was illegal to bring a minor into a pub....so i brought out my military ID cute as the basterd was he just looked at me and refused to sell me any alcohol even though i am 21.
well needless to say i got pissed and called his manager and said that " the fucker behind the bar was shown valid ID and still refused to give me a drink...and i am 2 steps from reaching over the bar and grabbing his cute ass and beating the shit out of him...cuz even thought he is cute apparently there was not a lot goin on upstairs"
the manager laughed and told me to calm down and my girl was just laughing and shaking her head........
I cant help it though the fucker was comin between me and my acohol!
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)