Things you would only hear where I work:
"Should we buy the Pope some sherbert?"
"It's a butt plug... called the Cunt Screw..."
"Which colour diddling stick do you like?"
"What the hell is this and where do I shove it?"
"Do you think we can call the emergency services to get more bikinis delivered?"
"How is that an emergency?"
"Shut up! It's a naked emergency!"
"Should we buy the Pope some sherbert?"
"It's a butt plug... called the Cunt Screw..."
"Which colour diddling stick do you like?"
"What the hell is this and where do I shove it?"
"Do you think we can call the emergency services to get more bikinis delivered?"
"How is that an emergency?"
"Shut up! It's a naked emergency!"
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I'll try and find a few more, but yes, definitely put up/send me some pics of the 80s gear. Spandex rules!
I've been thinking the same thing about this part of the country, it's crying out for a hobbit fan film.