1. if u had a goldfish, what would be its name and what communist country would it hail from? its name would be hector and it would hail from cuba.
2. aliens attack!! where do you go and what do you do? i would go to walmart becuz u could live in walmart for years and i would bring 100 black people with me soo when all humanity is destroyed it will be me and a bunch of negros
3. whos ur favorite jolly fat guy actor? john candy and john goodman. john candy in canadian bacon and john goodman in anything
4. if u could choose a place to send ben affleck where would it be and why? i would send him to the boogie down bronx and he would smile and thank me. and then he would be a bloody asshole away from hell.
5. do you have a favorite pair of shoes? if so what are they and why? i've worn the same brand of sneakers for years becuz my feet are abnormally large. they are black and big. i think they are..a brand of some sort.
6. grass in the shade with a cool breeze on a warm day or grass under the stars?
7. which one of ur friends would u most like to see induced to tears by a homosexual clown? jon eskow. hands down.
8. if you could pick ur place of birth where would it be? i would have loved to have been born in a city. either tokyo or new york. the lower east side of course
9. what cd always cheers you up when ur sad? prefuse 73 - one word extinguisher
10. u steal a time machine for the petagon. wheres the first second and third place u'd go? 1. philidelphia 1775 2. paris 1795 3. israel - 10 ad
11. whats ur least favorite household item? my love seat. its uncomfortable and smells funny.
12. ur favorite? my computer chair
13. whats ur last thought before you fall asleep? i usually imagine a body next to me like a amputete feels a phantom limb. thanks harvey
14. have u ever wondered what happened to urkel? do u fear for his life? i believe urkel is in india fighting the british and yes i do fear for poor urkels life. poor guy. GO URKEL
15. whats ur favorite disney movie? pinnochio. the scene with the clocks is the most beautiful animation ever. disney films used to be like paintings. now they are merely computer animation with no sense of life
16. your favorite arnold movie? kindegarten cop. its the creepiest weirdest thing i've ever seen in my life. when he reads the children the story.
17. what would u do for three dollars? nothing. becuz i am rich. i piss on three dollars
18. which cartoon character do u must identify with? cartman and peter griffen. just a bunch of fat assholes who are better than you.
19. who would u like to see have their implants explode and kill them slowly and painfully? britney spears lindsey lohan tom arnold or the pope? lindsey lohan. as long as the implants made her shit out her intestines.
20. are you more an "on the record" or "off the record" kinda person? off the record. i dont like being quoted. i talk too much and gossip too much and i dont like it to come back to haunt me
21. mexico????? rage against the machine
steal it motherfuckas
2. aliens attack!! where do you go and what do you do? i would go to walmart becuz u could live in walmart for years and i would bring 100 black people with me soo when all humanity is destroyed it will be me and a bunch of negros
3. whos ur favorite jolly fat guy actor? john candy and john goodman. john candy in canadian bacon and john goodman in anything
4. if u could choose a place to send ben affleck where would it be and why? i would send him to the boogie down bronx and he would smile and thank me. and then he would be a bloody asshole away from hell.
5. do you have a favorite pair of shoes? if so what are they and why? i've worn the same brand of sneakers for years becuz my feet are abnormally large. they are black and big. i think they are..a brand of some sort.
6. grass in the shade with a cool breeze on a warm day or grass under the stars?
7. which one of ur friends would u most like to see induced to tears by a homosexual clown? jon eskow. hands down.
8. if you could pick ur place of birth where would it be? i would have loved to have been born in a city. either tokyo or new york. the lower east side of course
9. what cd always cheers you up when ur sad? prefuse 73 - one word extinguisher
10. u steal a time machine for the petagon. wheres the first second and third place u'd go? 1. philidelphia 1775 2. paris 1795 3. israel - 10 ad
11. whats ur least favorite household item? my love seat. its uncomfortable and smells funny.
12. ur favorite? my computer chair
13. whats ur last thought before you fall asleep? i usually imagine a body next to me like a amputete feels a phantom limb. thanks harvey
14. have u ever wondered what happened to urkel? do u fear for his life? i believe urkel is in india fighting the british and yes i do fear for poor urkels life. poor guy. GO URKEL
15. whats ur favorite disney movie? pinnochio. the scene with the clocks is the most beautiful animation ever. disney films used to be like paintings. now they are merely computer animation with no sense of life
16. your favorite arnold movie? kindegarten cop. its the creepiest weirdest thing i've ever seen in my life. when he reads the children the story.
17. what would u do for three dollars? nothing. becuz i am rich. i piss on three dollars
18. which cartoon character do u must identify with? cartman and peter griffen. just a bunch of fat assholes who are better than you.
19. who would u like to see have their implants explode and kill them slowly and painfully? britney spears lindsey lohan tom arnold or the pope? lindsey lohan. as long as the implants made her shit out her intestines.
20. are you more an "on the record" or "off the record" kinda person? off the record. i dont like being quoted. i talk too much and gossip too much and i dont like it to come back to haunt me
21. mexico????? rage against the machine
steal it motherfuckas