you know whats the worst thing ever?
being all into it with some guy and ready to go for the goal when suddenly he gets all sensitive on you and asks if u have a condom. (my head thinking) NO I DONT HAVE A CONDOM! im the girl. YOU SHOULD HAVE A CONDOM!
so you leave the room in search of one from your fellow partygoers. of course no one has one. so you settle for a night of superfluous oral and call it a night. only to awake the next morning realizing that you did have one, in fact, you had many stashed away in your suitcase that you never fully unpacked from your trip to the UK!
of course this doesnt matter anymore because the biatch already went home an hour ago.
now im left with a handful of condoms and a splitting headache from drinking way tee many martoonees.
when will this encounter happen again? not anytime soon probably.
i hate life.
peace.love. and frustration.
xx
being all into it with some guy and ready to go for the goal when suddenly he gets all sensitive on you and asks if u have a condom. (my head thinking) NO I DONT HAVE A CONDOM! im the girl. YOU SHOULD HAVE A CONDOM!
so you leave the room in search of one from your fellow partygoers. of course no one has one. so you settle for a night of superfluous oral and call it a night. only to awake the next morning realizing that you did have one, in fact, you had many stashed away in your suitcase that you never fully unpacked from your trip to the UK!
of course this doesnt matter anymore because the biatch already went home an hour ago.
now im left with a handful of condoms and a splitting headache from drinking way tee many martoonees.
when will this encounter happen again? not anytime soon probably.
i hate life.
peace.love. and frustration.
xx