note to self......
do not under any circumstances, run around in the dark, barefoot, whilst holding a bottle of jager in one hand and a cup of beer in the other, drunk.
this can only lead to bad things. such as me falling face first into the ground in front of pretty much every guy ive ever hooked up with standing right in front of me, laughing.
it can also result in a sprained ankle, broken toe, and a scrape the size of nebraska along my right elbow just in an attempt to save the jager.
im still limping around like an idiot. and the bruises on my foot have only gotten progressively uglier as time goes by.
dont worry tho, the jager was not harmed.
xx
do not under any circumstances, run around in the dark, barefoot, whilst holding a bottle of jager in one hand and a cup of beer in the other, drunk.
this can only lead to bad things. such as me falling face first into the ground in front of pretty much every guy ive ever hooked up with standing right in front of me, laughing.
it can also result in a sprained ankle, broken toe, and a scrape the size of nebraska along my right elbow just in an attempt to save the jager.
im still limping around like an idiot. and the bruises on my foot have only gotten progressively uglier as time goes by.
dont worry tho, the jager was not harmed.
xx