Saw League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today. SuckyASS. Just an awful movie. Bad special effects, horrible script (bad action scenes, poor motivations, AWKWARD AWKWARD expository dialogue). There were a couple cute little moorean touches (the poster w/ his name & o'neill's beside a poster about Mars, the poison capsules, the 'I'm not explaining what I'm going to do, I already did it' aspect of the villain)... but overall, a complete turkey.
What else. I wanted to go into this long diatribe about sex, but then I got really lazy. Who here is ogtremulant enough to remember when I posted a list of everyone I've ever had sex with and then criticized all of them? I praised two of 'em very highly. Let's discuss this further, randomly.
a) I've never had sex with someone with blond hair who was good in the sack. At this point I want to excoricate certain people who have been awful and didn't have blond hair (one immediately jumps to mind and he probably knows who he is. For your information, one-minute-shooter, I never wanted to sleep with you again but you were cool to hang out with. Asshole.) Do blond guys just have ego problems or something?
b) I've never had sex with anyone with red hair. Or black hair. Well, naturally.
c) I've never had sex with someone who wasn't white. I think it's just the kind of circles I run in.
Okay, that was exciting. Dear reader *me sets down corncob pipe intently, looking into audience*, tell me about random patterns you have noticed in your sexual exploits. Towards whom do you gravitate?
Now, don't take this to mean that I want sex with YOU, fair gentle reader. I'm sure you're lameass in bed with a hilariously tiny penis and no technique whatsoever. And then everyone else who's nice to me, you know I feel the love.
Addenum: I was at work today and Jesus! I'd forgotten someone who is blond and who is very very lovely. It took me several hours to remember that they dye their hair a lot. *snoff*
What else. I wanted to go into this long diatribe about sex, but then I got really lazy. Who here is ogtremulant enough to remember when I posted a list of everyone I've ever had sex with and then criticized all of them? I praised two of 'em very highly. Let's discuss this further, randomly.
a) I've never had sex with someone with blond hair who was good in the sack. At this point I want to excoricate certain people who have been awful and didn't have blond hair (one immediately jumps to mind and he probably knows who he is. For your information, one-minute-shooter, I never wanted to sleep with you again but you were cool to hang out with. Asshole.) Do blond guys just have ego problems or something?
b) I've never had sex with anyone with red hair. Or black hair. Well, naturally.
c) I've never had sex with someone who wasn't white. I think it's just the kind of circles I run in.
Okay, that was exciting. Dear reader *me sets down corncob pipe intently, looking into audience*, tell me about random patterns you have noticed in your sexual exploits. Towards whom do you gravitate?
Now, don't take this to mean that I want sex with YOU, fair gentle reader. I'm sure you're lameass in bed with a hilariously tiny penis and no technique whatsoever. And then everyone else who's nice to me, you know I feel the love.
Addenum: I was at work today and Jesus! I'd forgotten someone who is blond and who is very very lovely. It took me several hours to remember that they dye their hair a lot. *snoff*
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johnnyfive:
i can't believe so many tiny penises ( or is the plural of penis peni?) could scar a girl so! poor thing.
nostalgia_:
I've had sex with a few different races... my current is a natural red head. Heh.