when finished shaving one's nether regions, one tends to be a little surprised and panic-y when a good amount of blood shows up on the towel you just used to dry yourself off with. (we're talking a couple of several inch-long, centimeter-wide swaths, here)
when you can find no apparent wound, one tends to be very confused, and no less panic-y.
when one realizes it's just the finger you sliced open a couple of day ago opening back up and not a horrendous invisible gash in your importantly fun bits, one is relieved considerably.
when you can find no apparent wound, one tends to be very confused, and no less panic-y.
when one realizes it's just the finger you sliced open a couple of day ago opening back up and not a horrendous invisible gash in your importantly fun bits, one is relieved considerably.
![shocked](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/shocked.4f86e9f2d588.gif)
![blackeyed](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/punch.6a3d8a00b8f8.gif)
haha ok not my best material but w/e
xoxo
Preparing your fun bits for something?
Also, We're excited about seeing you when you get here.
And you know, being bff's, living together.