HORY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! JAPAN HAS JUST INVADED ARASKA!
actually, the JASDF is in town for manoeuvers. which makes me hate the Patriot Act and idiot managers. see, they needed to buy prepaid phones for about 28 people or so (the guy who knew english best mentioned they were looking for 28 at one point, i think). well, we didn't have 28 of the ones they were looking for (the cheap Net10 ones), but when i tried to get management to allow me to sell them the 8 i had, they wouldn't let me, because they were only two in number, and the Patriot Act only allows a person to buy two prepaid phones a day. i think we* know why they're here. we kinda invited them here. most likely to get their asses handed to them by the new F-22s we've got stationed up here now, but that's besides the point. they get to get us back by beating our tanks around like cheap whores with their giant fucking fighting robots, so it's all good.**
so i told him i'd hold them and that he should bring back more people. so, a few hours later, i think we got a squadron's worth. i handed phones out like Xmas. it was fun.
but seriously, those cheap-ass Nokias they bought are like a hairs-breadth above a rock they can talk to each other with. their phones over there come with fucking 5 mega-pixel cameras in them, forfuckssake! and if they really wanted to do some spying or whatnot, they'd bring phones that turn into tiny espionage robots, or some shit. James Bond-level awesome gadgets, at the very least.
*: by we, i mean the US government.
**: well, ok, maybe not, but if anybody actually does develop those, you can bet the Japanese will most likely have the nicest ones. at least, the nicest looking. like angels. with particle projection cannons.
actually, the JASDF is in town for manoeuvers. which makes me hate the Patriot Act and idiot managers. see, they needed to buy prepaid phones for about 28 people or so (the guy who knew english best mentioned they were looking for 28 at one point, i think). well, we didn't have 28 of the ones they were looking for (the cheap Net10 ones), but when i tried to get management to allow me to sell them the 8 i had, they wouldn't let me, because they were only two in number, and the Patriot Act only allows a person to buy two prepaid phones a day. i think we* know why they're here. we kinda invited them here. most likely to get their asses handed to them by the new F-22s we've got stationed up here now, but that's besides the point. they get to get us back by beating our tanks around like cheap whores with their giant fucking fighting robots, so it's all good.**
so i told him i'd hold them and that he should bring back more people. so, a few hours later, i think we got a squadron's worth. i handed phones out like Xmas. it was fun.
but seriously, those cheap-ass Nokias they bought are like a hairs-breadth above a rock they can talk to each other with. their phones over there come with fucking 5 mega-pixel cameras in them, forfuckssake! and if they really wanted to do some spying or whatnot, they'd bring phones that turn into tiny espionage robots, or some shit. James Bond-level awesome gadgets, at the very least.
*: by we, i mean the US government.
**: well, ok, maybe not, but if anybody actually does develop those, you can bet the Japanese will most likely have the nicest ones. at least, the nicest looking. like angels. with particle projection cannons.
quirky:
Did they speak Engrish?