Sunday Feb 17, 2008

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microwaved burritos and smirnoff ice.

i am a master chef.

also, how does a person with breasts the size of her torso (each of them by themselves) actually manage daily life?
kindle:

also, how does a person with breasts the size of her torso (each of them by themselves) actually manage daily life?


Built in airbags. She can survive just about anything.

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