holy motherfucking shit, i've never been in a tsunami warning before! appartently a 7.something mid-range earthquake just happened a hundred some-odd miles off the coast (clinically precise reporting, i know) less than 10 minutes ago and now it will have absolutely no affect on my evening!
people fucking on beaches (yes, there's actually beaches in Alaska, though i doubt people are fucking on them this time of year), boats you might see in future seasons of The Deadliest Catch (or would have if there hadn't been a tsunami, potentially), and low-lying houses are in terrible danger. which is honestly not a laughing matter, but i deal with most things with bad attempts at humor.
EDIT: or not. apparently it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
people fucking on beaches (yes, there's actually beaches in Alaska, though i doubt people are fucking on them this time of year), boats you might see in future seasons of The Deadliest Catch (or would have if there hadn't been a tsunami, potentially), and low-lying houses are in terrible danger. which is honestly not a laughing matter, but i deal with most things with bad attempts at humor.
EDIT: or not. apparently it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
_margot_:
Well I am glad it was an idiot, and not a fact.