SCARY NEIGHBOR REPORT
lets call this guy max. max is 44. max refers to 'hip hoppers' as 'be-boppers'. max 'found god'. max likes to drink and smoke pot. max used to be a cop. max wants to take me to a strip club for the super bowl. max asked me if id be interested in the services of a hooker that lives here in the complex. max wants to go on a road trip. ive known max for about a week. hes been in my apartment.
eww
lets call this guy max. max is 44. max refers to 'hip hoppers' as 'be-boppers'. max 'found god'. max likes to drink and smoke pot. max used to be a cop. max wants to take me to a strip club for the super bowl. max asked me if id be interested in the services of a hooker that lives here in the complex. max wants to go on a road trip. ive known max for about a week. hes been in my apartment.
eww