ok so someone wanted me to put this story in my journal so they could read it. this happened several yrs back when i was living around d.c. i had met this stripper name mary jane (yes that was her real name) anyway in the course of our conversations she had mentrioned that she had never been to a zoo before, so i thought it would be a cool date sorta thing to take her to the d.c. zoo. ya know let her see all the wild wild animals.
so we went to the zoo, we're having a good time, wandering around and such. eventually we made it over to the monkey cages. there were lots of trees for swinging, and platforms for relaxing, tires swings, things monkeys enjoy i guess. there was a platform close to the net/fence thing and there was this little red monkey lounging there. he was pretty much straight chillin watching people go by.
mary jane sees the monkey chillin there and starts sayin "do something monkey!! come on do something!!" and the monkey just looks at her. so she keeps on sayin "do something monkey!!" so the monkey looks her right in the eye sticks 2 fingers between his legs and wigglin his fingers at her. she screamed and i snarfed my beer laughing. the monkey just looked away and started scratching his back. damn smart ass monkeys
so we went to the zoo, we're having a good time, wandering around and such. eventually we made it over to the monkey cages. there were lots of trees for swinging, and platforms for relaxing, tires swings, things monkeys enjoy i guess. there was a platform close to the net/fence thing and there was this little red monkey lounging there. he was pretty much straight chillin watching people go by.
mary jane sees the monkey chillin there and starts sayin "do something monkey!! come on do something!!" and the monkey just looks at her. so she keeps on sayin "do something monkey!!" so the monkey looks her right in the eye sticks 2 fingers between his legs and wigglin his fingers at her. she screamed and i snarfed my beer laughing. the monkey just looked away and started scratching his back. damn smart ass monkeys