Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I have been the victim of an assualt!
It was crazy!
I fooloishly decided to try and single handedly take on a gang of 5 guys that where stealing i-pods from the place I work. I grabbed one who proceeded to punch me in the face whilst his friend hit me in the back of the head. Lovely stuff. For some reason i proceeded to chase them into the car park where they had a car waiting for them as they jumped in and sped off while i took down their number plate.
What a lovely evening!
I was thinking that maybe the Brad Pitt, Fight Clubesque, busted lip might work in my favour with the ladies but sadly as soon as i cleaned up it turned into an Angelina Jolie lip which, whilst on her it looks wonderful, didnt realy do me to many favours.
Interesting evening though!
It was crazy!
I fooloishly decided to try and single handedly take on a gang of 5 guys that where stealing i-pods from the place I work. I grabbed one who proceeded to punch me in the face whilst his friend hit me in the back of the head. Lovely stuff. For some reason i proceeded to chase them into the car park where they had a car waiting for them as they jumped in and sped off while i took down their number plate.
What a lovely evening!
I was thinking that maybe the Brad Pitt, Fight Clubesque, busted lip might work in my favour with the ladies but sadly as soon as i cleaned up it turned into an Angelina Jolie lip which, whilst on her it looks wonderful, didnt realy do me to many favours.
Interesting evening though!
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I swear they have a life of their own.