So in ten days I'll be 28. I'm not ready for it. I hate birthdays and I always have. They are just a big dissapointment. This year I'm spending it alone doing whatever the hell I want and eating lots of cake. Maybe drinking a bottle of champagne somewhere in there too. Birthdays are stupid.
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