scphantm

Three biggest lies in the world:

1 - This'll only hurt for a little while,
2 - I'll only put the head of it in.
3 - I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth.

not a drop to drink since sunday. long stretch for me. usually i drink a case a night. i seem to be handling it well, i actually got sleep last night.

well, one thing is for god damn sure. at the end of this year im going to be one lean, mean mother fucker. if i didn't walk 20 miles around that shop yesterday i will be shocked. now if i could only get my back to straighten up i will be perfect.

well, it was a LONG fuckng weekend, but i am not officially moved to Iowa. there are a lot of cows. not so much corn, but corn fields. its out of growing season you know. but definatly a lot of cows. and pickup trucks. lots of pickup trucks.

god i need a fish taco right now.

im now living with a bird that likes to...
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WELL ITS OFFICIAL!!!!! i just accepted a position at http://www.cc-cycle.com for a sweet deal in their service department, with HUGE plans for me in the near future. One of the mechanics is in florida right now and he is picking me up Sunday on the way back to Iowa. i start Tuesday!!

What i learned from the movie Nude Nuns with Big Guns

1 - Nuns have AWESOME bodies under those habits.
2 - Nuns are great shots
3 - When a nun gets shot in the liver, all she needs is a rusty pair of needle nosed pliers, a bottle of whiskey, and a hot spoon and she will be perfectly fine the next morning.
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well, its been an interesting few days.

thursday afternoon i got a call from an old friend in iowa. he is now a general manager for the largest harley dealership in that quad state area. turns out his head mechanic has been stealing from them for 32 years now and he just found the proof. he offered me a job. my DREAM job. starting off...
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Principles of lust are easy to understand
Do what you feel, fell until the end
Principals of lust are burned in your mind
Do what you want, do it until you find love

its starting to get cold on the boat yard, but i have earl gray and a scooby doo blanket so its all good.

i got the urge to cook today and for some reason fixated on orange chicken lo mein. so i biked my happy little ass to the store and got the shit. almost met with disaster when i realized they didn't have any...
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