i bought an electric tea kettle, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!! cold to boiling in less than 3 minutes.
my roommate is driving me crazy. he keeps trying to hook me up with random chicks on plenty of fish. its getting really old really quick. i have things to do and he's trying to spend my money on old ugly pussy. this is...
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my roommate is driving me crazy. he keeps trying to hook me up with random chicks on plenty of fish. its getting really old really quick. i have things to do and he's trying to spend my money on old ugly pussy. this is...
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saillesong:
video jukebox thing should be cool. sounds awesome........booo old and ugly pussy. If you are going to spend money on pussy it should be hot and young....or as close as you can get anyway.....lol
zombiekittybot:
Really??
interesting week. after a rough start, boss lady rode me pretty hard for doing things my way not hers, they piled a bunch of stuff on her. then from about mid week on she was pleasant, nice, funny, joking, everything. i find out last night before she left trying to beat the snow, that she's decided she's had enough of the shop and started looking...
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ladollyvita:
LOL nice!
ladollyvita:
because it's awesome!!
my friend is trying to convince me to get a girl. im not sure i wanna do that. i have two short term goals,
ONE, get my drivers license back. im trying to get my hardship license from florida.
TWO, buy a new motorcycle.
when a guy has plans involving money, pussy doesn't help. THAT SHITS EXPENSIVE!!!!!
im thinking a Harley Road King. get it...
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ONE, get my drivers license back. im trying to get my hardship license from florida.
TWO, buy a new motorcycle.
when a guy has plans involving money, pussy doesn't help. THAT SHITS EXPENSIVE!!!!!
im thinking a Harley Road King. get it...
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heartbaker:
Haha
coffeelove:
Haha, sometimes it's for free, but that's only if you're really lucky 
damn. friend of mine just had the guy she's been dating for 2 weeks now propose to her. she said yes and he went to the bathroom and his phone rang so she answered it and it was his OTHER fiance on the phone wondering why he isn't home yet.
needless to say the evening ended pretty quickly
needless to say the evening ended pretty quickly
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zombiekittybot:
I just downloaded it. Anymore I need to get?
zombiekittybot:
I'm so sorry 
Gotta love blondes!!!!
i remember seeing this video years ago and laughed my ass off then, now is no different.
im too wore out with the details but im still thinking that iowa was a mistake. a big one. realistically i see myself back in the Washington DC area soon if these people don't straighten up. i just hate giving up.
oh well, i have...
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i remember seeing this video years ago and laughed my ass off then, now is no different.
im too wore out with the details but im still thinking that iowa was a mistake. a big one. realistically i see myself back in the Washington DC area soon if these people don't straighten up. i just hate giving up.
oh well, i have...
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trills:
LOL @ bad acting.
Sometimes you just gotta cut your losses, dude!
Sometimes you just gotta cut your losses, dude!
zombiekittybot:
you too!
well, its been a few weeks. i guess the best way to put it is im believing Iowa was a mistake. how big is yet to be determined.
the job sucks. the service manager is convinced i want her job. i told her straight to her face i don't want it because i hate paperwork, im just here to get motorcycles fixed and out the...
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the job sucks. the service manager is convinced i want her job. i told her straight to her face i don't want it because i hate paperwork, im just here to get motorcycles fixed and out the...
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zombiekittybot:
you're the greatest!
zombiekittybot:
Hell yeah!!!
Well, seems i am now a Leo...
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
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miyo:
thank you x
zombiekittybot:
Her heart surgery won't be for a little while. Maybe in a few mos. And Idk if I will use that hospital again. I may be checking in states around me. I can't put her through that again! It's too much to handle! Thank you for the advice though.
So my service manager has decided that the best way to prevent me taking her job is to keep all the information needed to run the shop in her head and not tell anyone. paperwork is useless because, well, its all hand written tickets in a box written in some language i have never seen before, and im a fairly intelligent guy. the computer is...
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scphantm:
naa, won't be necessary. i have cardboard compactors, trailers ranging from 10 feet to 40 feet, about 10 Acres of land, front end loaders, back hoes, and a whole shop that can't stand her. i think i have it covered.
i question the competency of our parts department. Just today i asked for a simple quote and i couldn't get one. i asked for a 1985 to 1990 redhead with large, um, personalities and the optional nice ass. They couldn't do it!!!! i think we need a new manager.....
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violethaze:
ah hahahahaha! that's awesome!
zombiekittybot:
no idea
DEAR MASTER SCHEDULER OF THE UNIVERSE:
Next time a motorcycle has to be loaded on a trailer to go to arizona, would you please give me just a little more than 3 hours notice so i can at least get the thing assembled? we are are still putting the wheels on the thing with the whole top end of the bike still sitting on the...
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Next time a motorcycle has to be loaded on a trailer to go to arizona, would you please give me just a little more than 3 hours notice so i can at least get the thing assembled? we are are still putting the wheels on the thing with the whole top end of the bike still sitting on the...
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serial:
sounds exhausting... like it should require beer afterward...
zombiekittybot:
One down