So my service manager has decided that the best way to prevent me taking her job is to keep all the information needed to run the shop in her head and not tell anyone. paperwork is useless because, well, its all hand written tickets in a box written in some language i have never seen before, and im a fairly intelligent guy. the computer is useless because she only uses the $3k a month program that the dealer bought her to run the department as a price lookup device and cash register. THATS IT!!!!
i believe today is the day that i begin the process of extracting the information from her head.
which reminds me, i need to stop and get some oil for the chainsaw on the way to work this morning.






i believe today is the day that i begin the process of extracting the information from her head.
which reminds me, i need to stop and get some oil for the chainsaw on the way to work this morning.






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scphantm:
naa, won't be necessary. i have cardboard compactors, trailers ranging from 10 feet to 40 feet, about 10 Acres of land, front end loaders, back hoes, and a whole shop that can't stand her. i think i have it covered. 

merlowe:




