scphantm

my friend is trying to convince me to get a girl. im not sure i wanna do that. i have two short term goals,

ONE, get my drivers license back. im trying to get my hardship license from florida.
TWO, buy a new motorcycle.

when a guy has plans involving money, pussy doesn't help. THAT SHITS EXPENSIVE!!!!!

im thinking a Harley Road King. get it...
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damn. friend of mine just had the guy she's been dating for 2 weeks now propose to her. she said yes and he went to the bathroom and his phone rang so she answered it and it was his OTHER fiance on the phone wondering why he isn't home yet.

needless to say the evening ended pretty quickly

Gotta love blondes!!!!

i remember seeing this video years ago and laughed my ass off then, now is no different.

im too wore out with the details but im still thinking that iowa was a mistake. a big one. realistically i see myself back in the Washington DC area soon if these people don't straighten up. i just hate giving up.

oh well, i have...
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well, its been a few weeks. i guess the best way to put it is im believing Iowa was a mistake. how big is yet to be determined.

the job sucks. the service manager is convinced i want her job. i told her straight to her face i don't want it because i hate paperwork, im just here to get motorcycles fixed and out the...
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Well, seems i am now a Leo...

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

So my service manager has decided that the best way to prevent me taking her job is to keep all the information needed to run the shop in her head and not tell anyone. paperwork is useless because, well, its all hand written tickets in a box written in some language i have never seen before, and im a fairly intelligent guy. the computer is...
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i question the competency of our parts department. Just today i asked for a simple quote and i couldn't get one. i asked for a 1985 to 1990 redhead with large, um, personalities and the optional nice ass. They couldn't do it!!!! i think we need a new manager.....

DEAR MASTER SCHEDULER OF THE UNIVERSE:

Next time a motorcycle has to be loaded on a trailer to go to arizona, would you please give me just a little more than 3 hours notice so i can at least get the thing assembled? we are are still putting the wheels on the thing with the whole top end of the bike still sitting on the...
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Three biggest lies in the world:

1 - This'll only hurt for a little while,
2 - I'll only put the head of it in.
3 - I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth.

not a drop to drink since sunday. long stretch for me. usually i drink a case a night. i seem to be handling it well, i actually got sleep last night.

well, one thing is for god damn sure. at the end of this year im going to be one lean, mean mother fucker. if i didn't walk 20 miles around that shop yesterday i will be shocked. now if i could only get my back to straighten up i will be perfect.

well, it was a LONG fuckng weekend, but i am not officially moved to Iowa. there are a lot of cows. not so much corn, but corn fields. its out of growing season you know. but definatly a lot of cows. and pickup trucks. lots of pickup trucks.

god i need a fish taco right now.

im now living with a bird that likes to...
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