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well.....today is my birthday. i'm a whole whopping 28 years old. feels like last year, although i'm kinda just spending today watching all of season one of Game of Thrones alone in my apartment. in some small sense its kinda nice. on the other hand, i'm starting to feel like i have no more youth in me anymore, and that sucks. are there any ladies...
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well, turns out we got to come home a little bit early. we pulled back into norfolk yesterday, and i got smashed last night and am currently hanging out in my hotel room. it was so nice to sleep in a real bed, and eat real food, and take a shower without worrying what was growing on the bathroom floor! we went to spain, greece,...
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well guys, there's a 10 month long deployment looming in my future, and i have to admit: i'm gettin pretty fuckin depressed about it. the ladyfriend broke up with me because she can't handle the distance, which i guess i can't blame her but fuck i forgot how much a breaking heart sucks. i just can't wait to get out. nov 2015 i'll be joining...
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had the Christmas party last night, dressed up all snazzy and hung out with all the cool kids from RT, and unfortunately i haven't been this hungover is a looooooooooooong time. i've literally sat my ass on my giant bean bag and done nothing all day. played the fuck outta some Skyrim, made mac 'n cheese, and converted oxygen to carbon dioxide. i can't wait...
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I'm back from deployment and living in my new place in Norfolk, Va. It's Halloween y'all, let's see some sexy costumes! I haven't seen a beautiful naked girl in weeks!

pictures of the new tattoo are in the Random Shit album. its on the underside of my right arm. just a geisha, but man it hurt like a motherfucker! tell me what you think. this starts my last week in charleston, sc. i'm kinda gettin all emotional about it, but oh well. i'm moving to virginia beach. if any of yall are in that area,...
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FUCK!!!!! will my football teams start winning so i can start shit talkin people? UGA and the Falcons both lost this weekend. i'm gonna start breakin shit! but not really. i'm gonna hit the gym for about 2-3 hours tomorrow and cross my fingers for next weekend. tat wednesday. holla

new tattoo appointment wednesday, gettin drunk as balls tomorrow night, this might be a pretty awesome weekend if i don't say so myself. it's good to be back in georgia for a little bit.

i'm an angry panda! UGA is basically giftwrapping the game and handing it to boise state. i remember when we were good. wtf happened? football isn't even that hard, NUT UP OR SHUT UP DAWGS!

on sept 28 i report to the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower in Virginia. til then i'm wasting time being a free man again, tryin to find ways to blow my signing bonus how has everyone else been? anybody playing Dead Island for 360? better fuckin let me know so i can shoot zombies with you.