So I had a very drunk guest at my table tonight. He wasn't drunk or belligerent, but very clearly heavily intoxicated.... He was in a party of five and he was the only wasted one. His wife, or woman had to have a great deal of red wine to drink because her teeth were really stained, but she was well behaved. I told my management about him and asked if I should cut him off, the new manager told me yes and that I should do it. I HATE doing this, and to make it worse, he was paying the bill. Eventually I had another manager tell him but much to my surprise when I took his credit card, his name was RICK JAMES! If I were he I would have said, "You cannot cut me off, I am Rick James Bitch!" But he didn't... so the night was less interesting. Overall it was slow and they held my tables for a VIP party, which never showed, so I made once again lousy money. But Rick was entertaining. He keep telling me how beautiful I am, which I wasn't tonight, and did that bit from "scent of a woman." It was kinda funny.
More Blogs
-
4
Saturday Nov 08, 2008
It isn't even 10:30pm yet, and i am so tired. Tired and lame, that i… -
9
Monday Nov 03, 2008
After having a bad night last night i had a pretty damn good day toda… -
9
Thursday Oct 30, 2008
Read More -
9
Monday Oct 27, 2008
OH MY GOD! Nine Inch Nails kicked so much fucking ass it was unbelie… -
6
Saturday Oct 25, 2008
Okay, so i am a kick ass computer at Voodoo here in New orleans, abou… -
15
Sunday Oct 19, 2008
So here is my week update... or should i say "weak" update?! ha ha..… -
5
Wednesday Oct 15, 2008
If I don't lose it within a week I think i will be doing really good.… -
3
Thursday Oct 09, 2008
Would someone do me a huge favor and add some more time into the week… -
5
Monday Oct 06, 2008
Palin -
3
Friday Oct 03, 2008
Work made me carry a shit-ton of stuff downstairs tonight... my back …
I hated cutting people off, but most of the time they were cool if you found a way to do it on the sly.
I'm Rick James Bitch! Is fucking funny. I would totally pull that shit.