) - Work's a bitch we're totally under staffed bc kids keep getting fired for drinking beers and stealing (im currently doing the jobs of 4 different workers and yet still getting a meager salary)
- I had an honorable mention in some men's room shenanigans
...artsy right? it takes up the whole wall. he's a friend though so i found it pretty funny. how did he know that was my favorite stall for pooping? (btw my camera made a loud snap* sound when i took the picture and a couple coworkers thought i was snapping cock shots heh heh)
and here's the cock shot
- I had my shirt only halfway off while i was gathering carts in the blazing sun and now i look like a fuckin candycane
- I wear boxer briefs and at some point while working today they ripped at the elastic and with the baggy jeans im wearing my ass was on display for all to enjoy and nobody told me shit!! I should have known something was up when all my female coworkers were smiling at me but nooo... it was leaning back against the extremely cold freezer door that clued me in.
To give you a visual it looked something like this
Now im drinking, Stone Imperial Russian Stout if you're wondering. Maybe i'll head down to the beach to see if theres a party going down, or maybe ill just watch some standup on comedy central. hmmm decisions...
update! Sat: 9:38 PM i just got back from practice with my drummer. You're never going to believe how good these solo bass songs sound! I'm gonna be the next Hendrix!! 
i also wanted to post something funny so check this out, i was crying laughing so hard from this
How to be a Guido
