Attention! I will now be blogging exclusively on myspace because (brace yourselves) I expect my SG subscription to be ending soon money is tight and i can't afford to renew so im hoping all my sg peeps will keep in touch. I love you all!
Sincerely,
Christopher Themotherfuckingbassextravaganza Santoro
I'm pissed!! My parents left me home alone this weekend but I'm not allowed to get drunk bc I'm weight training! Augh! But on the plus side I finally went to the recording studio and got my solo bass songs recorded! They're not perfect and I could use a solo guitar player but I'm probably too harsh on myself. Here's the myspace, if you like... Read More
Sorry I missed my weekly blog thing last friday! ive been slightly preoccupied with some things...
Im starting to work out again after a month or so hiatus, i met up with my step brother yesterday, who's a professional bodybuilder...and my personal trainer. He was pissed to find out that ive been slacking, now he wants to start coming to my gym with me to... Read More
COD is reserved for coroners and paramedics. im just a funeral director/embalmer. i come in after they figure out all the whos whats and hows. ew my hands smell like rubber gloves and death. yuck.
No worries dollface. This weekend was incredibly interesting... I think you'll enjoy stopping by once I take the time to post again. (Now, where did I put that video camera???)
Tonight was an interesting night... i just got back from my friend ricky's gig at Mccoys' bar. I thought he did surprisingly well since they only rehearsed the songs for a week.
I met a drunk skinhead named "Kuddy", he just got out of prison and yet was surprisingly friendly. then some guy started requesting sexual favors from ricky's girlfriend and I had to hold... Read More
It's been a great day! Well, almost. I got to work on time and finished breaking down my truck shipment 3 hours earlier than expected, so I got to punch out at 2!
But when I was driving home I ran over a turtle I was just fifty feet from my fucking house, it could of been a good day!!!! I jumped out of my... Read More
Another week has passed and I'm that much closer to going to the recording studio and getting my solo bass skills to the public eye! Just a few more practice sessions with the drummer to get the material down and we'll be set. I'll try to get something up on youtube this weekend, a technique demonstration maybe, to show I mean mutha fuckin business!
hmm... Read More
I don't think my life is nearly interesting enough for someone to read about so i think i'll post a poem intstead.
This particular one I wrote as lyrics for a band i used to be in. The drummer wanted dark lyrics and he told me the song's name was "Shades of Light". So i ended up making these incredibly complex verses with themes of... Read More