scoots

i have 5 piles of laundry waiting.

the ONE night i decide to get to it and someone has the machines all tied up

get your fucking wash out of my way you fucking piece of rancid fucking meat.

sorry...... i just would really like to get this chore out of the way and watch some tv

the is a bee warning next to my driveway

i dont care much for bees.

i have a new hero

a man that can puke on his shoes while sitting at the bar and order another round is tops in my book

nothing like a day along venice beach

im going to an improve show.

if anyone on stage tries to involve me in the show they will get a plastic spork in the eye

its byob so i best get to making my jug of captain n coke

nothing like waking up in a pile of your own skin


ish

nothing like waking up in a pile of your own skin


ish

im addicted to vitamin waters vital-t but cant seem to find it anywhere.

only at remote little stores.

every other place seems to have every single vitamin water flavor in bulk

but no vital-t

it makes me want it even more

i had quiche lorraine today with a white wine. solo of course, at the farmers market.

yes, men can do that.

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