scoots

an early breakfast on the patio at cafe ambrosia out on the sun drenched patio.

gyro and feta omlette, english muffin, side salad and a whole lot of bizarre GAYNESS.

granted i live just outside "the gay ghetto" but i wasnt prepared for this

at first i was the only one there, until a gaggle of 12 or so took up a large table. the first guy was a cartoon character. a 5'-4" muscle head with a 70's beard and arms permantly bent up from overworking the biceps. the rest were all overtanned 40ish men in tank tops.

i quickly pick up the sports page, and in come the most odd looking group of gay nazi skinheads. cammo kilts, caps and piercings.

to round it out, a gay couple next to me that were like sad old partners, one guy talked on his cellphone, the other read the paper the whole time

and to top it off, right behind me was this fella wearing his rainbow scarf