have i ever told you my peanut butter story?
its romantic trust me. i can't eat peanut butter if im stoned mainly because of a) my inability to eat PB in moderation and b) my lack of saliva. this one time... (at band camp...) i was eating PB & B on bread and couldn't swallow b/c of the aforementioned lack of saliva. i panicked and couldn't breathe so i took a drink of water which (in my opinion) created a water seal with the oil and cut off all movement of PB away from my trachea. so my body did the only thing it could and spewed forth. it expelled the PB and water right into my hands and on my carpet. so ya.
you're a man after my own heart.
when are you going?
its romantic trust me. i can't eat peanut butter if im stoned mainly because of a) my inability to eat PB in moderation and b) my lack of saliva. this one time... (at band camp...) i was eating PB & B on bread and couldn't swallow b/c of the aforementioned lack of saliva. i panicked and couldn't breathe so i took a drink of water which (in my opinion) created a water seal with the oil and cut off all movement of PB away from my trachea. so my body did the only thing it could and spewed forth. it expelled the PB and water right into my hands and on my carpet. so ya.
im not allowed to eat peanut butter anymore.
thats a pretty sweet website.
[Edited on Mar 05, 2005 12:06PM]