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ANNA BANANA




The alternate rumor circulating around among the "in" crowd regarding the death of Anna Nicole Smith goes as follows:


Anna Nicole and possibly Brigitte Nielsen apparently sauntered, drunk and high on pills of course, into the Enchanted Grotto at the Playboy Mansion party the other night with some members of Limp Bizkit. At some point she passed out unnoticed, and due to prolonged exposure to the steam and intense heat, then deflated and quietly drifted through a grate in the hot tub, along with some party balloons, used condoms, cigarette butts, and broken plastic Champagne glasses, and eventually washed down a culvert into the L.A. river, ending up somewhere in South Central or the Downey area, where her depleted, sun-ravaged, vinyl epidermis was found entangled in the detritus of some fishing line and diapers, strewn around the wreckage of some old junked cars and rusted baby strollers.

But only time will tell for sure what really happened to poor ol' Vicki.


(Thanks to reacher for this priceless image)