scattershot

See i reckon you about an eight or a nine
Maybe even nine and a half in 4 beers time
That blue top shop top youve got on, is nice
Bit too much fake tan though but, yea you score high
But theres just one little thing thats just really really really annoying me about you ,ya see
Yea yea like i said, you are really fit
But my gosh ! dont you just know it

Im not trying to pull you
Even tho i would like to
I think you are really fit
Your fit but my gosh dont you know it

So when i looked at you standing there with your horde
I was waiting in the que lookin at the board
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When i noticed out the corner of my eye
Lookin toward my direction your eyes locked on my course
I couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order
Which lost me my place in the que i waited for,yea

Im not trying to pull you
Even tho i would like to
I think you are really fit
Your fit but my gosh dont you know it

Woa
Leave it out
Are you smoking something ?
Leave it out
Mike just leave it
We cannot have that behavior in this establishment
Its not worth it mike
Leave it out
Just leave it
Dont touch me
Dont touch me im alright

For a while there i was thinkin, yea but what if
Picturing myself pulling with bare white-heart witt
Staring at you standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it i swear you didnt tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queing was clocking onto you to it
I had to admit that yea yea you are fit and i do want it
But i stopped sharkin a minute to get chips and drinks

Im not trying to pull you
Even tho i would like to
I think you are really fit
Your fit but my gosh dont you know it

Oi just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little dohnut in hand
I was like nah, i cant even, no you look grand
But you looked sharp there smiling hard suggesting and,
leaning away with your hearty hearty lookin tan
But i admit the next bit was spanners to my plan
You walked toward my path but just brushed right past
And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man

Im not trying to pull you
Even tho i would like to
I think you are really fit
Your fit but my gosh dont you know it

What do i give a **** iv got a girlfriend anyway(no I don't)
Oi were all a bit drunk weve had a few fair play
I'v got this stella i bombed from that last cafe
This nights not even begun
Yes yes oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though,yea i must say
I would rather i hadnt mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stopping play
In an otherswise total result of a holiday

Im not trying to pull you
Even tho i would like to
I think you are really fit
Your fit but my gosh dont you know it