Funny story:

For christmas my house mate received a crack pipe.
It was suposed to be a two part present....

Then the giver of the gift informed her that unfortunately she wasnt going to receive the second part of the present because she bought it but she smoked it....

dead shit.

Do you fuck on first dates
Ohh ah ba ba
Does ya dad own a brewery
Can I feel ya tits
Oh will you show them to me

Coz ya got a nice head
And ya look pretty honest
Me face'll be leaving in quarter 'o' an hour
I'd like you to be on it.