scattercat

You're a credit to dementia

And now for something fun...
















*Head Explodey*

Goddamnit.....

Im gonna have to stand up and say something.....

Probably not on my own.....

But until other people realise....

*Sigh*






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[Cartman's basement. He's playing with a rubber lamb at the edge of a hole in the basement.]

Cartman: [strokes the lamb and sets it aside] Hello, Precious. Yes, that's a good Precious. [grabs a basket with a bottle of lotion sitting inside and lowers it down a hole in the basement. The basket stops when it reaches Polly Prissy Pants, which sits at the bottom...
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It puts the lotion in the basket
It should put the lotion in the basket
Oh put the lotion in the fucking basket, bitch
Put the lotion in the basket

How di you cure hic-cups?

they're making me feel sick...

Arent monkeys great?!?!?
Though sometimes I prefer giraffs......


I bought new books yesterday....
Terry Pratchett - Mort / Sourcery / The last Continent - which is all about a land called Four X (Australia).
They cost me around $70 - Goddamnit why are books so fucking expensive? Id get them second hand but they're way too popular. Its probably because they're popluar enough that people...
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cigarettes and tiredness ensue.....

Funny story:

For christmas my house mate received a crack pipe.
It was suposed to be a two part present....

Then the giver of the gift informed her that unfortunately she wasnt going to receive the second part of the present because she bought it but she smoked it....

dead shit.