The only thing that would be better than my neighbours having a good time at 03:14 would be them using indoor voices and not slamming doors so I can sleep because I open at work in, well, shit, two hours and forty-five minutes! And I'm sure everybody else who opens or otherwise has to wake up bright and bushy-tail early would also like some god damn peace and quiet and sleep that doesn't come Some Assembly Required.
Well, no, wait, hold on, them finding out that a rich relative that loved them very much is not leaving them shit for an inheritance would also be pretty good.