scarsdaleloriat

I was bored.

I was horny.

I was getting laid that night.

And all of my friends on SG were being jerks and not posting anything for me.

So I cried.

Then I laughed.

Then I stopped laughing for a good wank.

I laughed again.

And I spent the rest of the night coming up with the following list of what FP could stand for.

Woe is me; pity the poor soul that is Danny.

Things that FP could seemingly stand for:

Fight Plans, First Post, Favorite Places, Favorite Pasta, Flavored Pasta, Flavored Pastrami, Florida Playaz, Fine Pussy, Floppy Pussy, Fleshy Poker, Famous Penieses, Fresh Prunes, Fort Papshmire, Family Poachers, Fermented Poltry, Famine Poop, Festive Poop, Fermented Poop, Flying Pillman (That one's for you, koolaid), False Propaganda, False Plumbers, Flavourful Police, False Police, Flaming Popes, Flying Popes, Flogging Popes (Heh..), Flourecent Penguins (Hah..), and Farming Pimples.

If you have any to add to the list, please let me know...