scarsdaleloriat

I had the most HORRIBLE day.

To begin, I found out my ex-boyfriend, David, is dating a man that I hate with all my soul's energy. Beji Cohen. BENJI FUCKING COHEN of ALL people. David has a thing about dating; you have to be good in bed, and you have to have attractive facial features. I've heard Benji's a horrible lay, and he has this...
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I got my tat! Finally!!!

Only one problem. My fucking Camera is dead, and I have no batteries. So it'll be a bit before I take a picture and post it.

I got so much major props from the guys there. Honestly, btw, if anyone in the New York area is looking to get a tat, go to Big Joe & Sons Tattoos n' Piercings....
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Alright, I'm officially an IDIOT!!!

Fucking, it was KaZaA running that would make it so AOHELL (thank you Kayla for reminding me) wouldn't load the site correctly, which then would erase my entire profile. I also failed to read *all* of the profile directions. I had to resize the pixels as well. So I now know that either; A. I'm more impatient that I thought...
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Alright, I don't know whether I've had a fucked up day or a decent day, but whichever it was I'm not so happy about it.

M'kay, for starters when I tried uploading a profile pic, I not only didn't upload it, but I ended up DELETING my profile. So the one you can read now is brand new, though not a lot has changed. I'm...
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Alright.

I can't upload a picture for some reason.

I've shrunk it down to 48kB. I've checked, and it's most definetly a .jpg file. And yet I still cannot upload. Perhaps it's the computer. If so, then I'll reload and try again. So if I'm complaining and I've got a picture up, then you're reading this a wee bit late.

Jay's brother just got into...
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I decided that today I'll waste my money on something good. Perhaps a digital camera. This means I'll have at least one pic up by the end of the night.

PayPal is giving me trouble again, so I think I'll have to restart the fucking computer in order to make the final step to pay for the corset. EVERYONE HAS TO VISIT THE PSW Group....
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Slept until 8 pm today, too many sleeping pills methinks.

New addition to the poetry collection known as "The Dark Book", I'll be posting that on wednesday. Trying desperatly to get a photo up, but due to the overload of porn from my roommate on his computer, it's a bitch to get anything at all to run on his computer.

Still buying Kayla that corset,...
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Ten million dollars to the person who can make sense of this fucking dream for me. Most I can think it means is that I shouldn't be fucking watching Anime movies and stripper shows on Playboy before I hit the sack...

So I'm in some sort of fucking hacking thing, I dunno. Some sort of cross between the matrix/hackers/suicidegirls.com. I know, real fucking weird. Some...
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$1100.

Yes, that's right folks. I've just signed a contract til most likely February with someone who I cannot name, but he's supposedly the best friend of Robert Jordan -Living God of Fantasy Novels-, for the total price of $1100. $450 up front. Now, true, this is nothing compared to what Andrew, my boss (Buy Andrew Parkers novels! Esspecially "Eye Of The Gods", which will...
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New site, new day. Jesus, but I've been trying to join up for so long, haven't I. Oh well, finally got it done.

I guess it'd only be fair to open up a new journal for this site with a poem, wouldn't it. Seeing as though that is the whole meaning behind my username, being the self-proclaimed Scarsdale Poet-Loriat and all. Alright then... Remember, though,...
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