TURRRRRRDS!
Don't you hate it when you're too fucking short to have sex with your mate in shower!?
This drives me nuts. The guys I've dated are usually a foot taller than me, so it's always tippy-toes for me. I guess I'm going to have to strap on some 5 inch stripper heels and work my shit. It's so frustrating though. I'm a cancerian, and water shit is like our turn on, and energy source.
I only pray my honeymoon suite has a HUGE jacuzzi, and some chocolate covered strawberries.
HEH-ven.
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There has been a major change around the house. I have persuaded Paul, king of snacks, to throw away all those bad, corn starch ridden foods, and buy healthy shit this week. Dinner was great tonight. I think I'm going to like cooking again. I hope we can keep this up.
I think I was really surprised when our grocery bill was only around 50 dollars, and not 80!!!
Craziness!
Don't you hate it when you're too fucking short to have sex with your mate in shower!?
This drives me nuts. The guys I've dated are usually a foot taller than me, so it's always tippy-toes for me. I guess I'm going to have to strap on some 5 inch stripper heels and work my shit. It's so frustrating though. I'm a cancerian, and water shit is like our turn on, and energy source.
I only pray my honeymoon suite has a HUGE jacuzzi, and some chocolate covered strawberries.
HEH-ven.
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There has been a major change around the house. I have persuaded Paul, king of snacks, to throw away all those bad, corn starch ridden foods, and buy healthy shit this week. Dinner was great tonight. I think I'm going to like cooking again. I hope we can keep this up.
I think I was really surprised when our grocery bill was only around 50 dollars, and not 80!!!
Craziness!