I have finally become that person. FUCK!
Last night my friends and love ones pushed me too far. I got so angry, I went to bed. The worst part of it; I can't even expect them to understand, because they have NO IDEA.
I, ScarletHarlet, will no longer cater to your or anyones fucking nicotine addiction.
Yeah, you heard me. I'm DONE! No More.
I don't smoke, I don't care if you do, it's your fuckin body.
But I'm not going to cater to your fuckin addiction.
I will not let anyone smoke it my car again, ever. I do not smoke, therefore why should my car smell like I do?
I will not pause movies, re-wind, or hold spots on the couch for people who must go and smoke.
I will not freeze my ass off, inhaling your second hand smoke, just to "hang out." There is nothing fun about my garage; it's stinky and cold, and boring.
I will not sit alone, in my kitchen why you take 45 mins to service your fucking addiction.
If this means I have to be a bitch, or find new friends I will. Thats fine, I'm DONE.
And I don't expect any of you to understand, I don't expect you to get it. You don't have to. Thats fine. I don't care if you think Im a bitch or uptight. Fine. I think your smoking is stupid and idiotic, we have all heard that your killing yourself, but you MUST love cancer! And ya'll new that was the deal when you started.
But Im not going to preach, it's your body. I'm just not going to make it easy for you anymore.
Yours Truly,
The newest difficult bitch
P.S. I don't work for a gum company.
Last night my friends and love ones pushed me too far. I got so angry, I went to bed. The worst part of it; I can't even expect them to understand, because they have NO IDEA.
I, ScarletHarlet, will no longer cater to your or anyones fucking nicotine addiction.
Yeah, you heard me. I'm DONE! No More.
I don't smoke, I don't care if you do, it's your fuckin body.
But I'm not going to cater to your fuckin addiction.
I will not let anyone smoke it my car again, ever. I do not smoke, therefore why should my car smell like I do?
I will not pause movies, re-wind, or hold spots on the couch for people who must go and smoke.
I will not freeze my ass off, inhaling your second hand smoke, just to "hang out." There is nothing fun about my garage; it's stinky and cold, and boring.
I will not sit alone, in my kitchen why you take 45 mins to service your fucking addiction.
If this means I have to be a bitch, or find new friends I will. Thats fine, I'm DONE.
And I don't expect any of you to understand, I don't expect you to get it. You don't have to. Thats fine. I don't care if you think Im a bitch or uptight. Fine. I think your smoking is stupid and idiotic, we have all heard that your killing yourself, but you MUST love cancer! And ya'll new that was the deal when you started.
But Im not going to preach, it's your body. I'm just not going to make it easy for you anymore.
Yours Truly,
The newest difficult bitch


P.S. I don't work for a gum company.
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the only times we puase a mvoies is if its crap anyway. or if she has to pee since she pees a lot then we smoke well she pees. we offer her to come out and smoke with us, but if she declines we are fine, and hurry it along, or if she does we pay attention to wind and stuff she doesn't get most of it or what can be avoided.
as to her car. she has rules and we follow them, if it is a long drive we may ask to have one and stuff but leave the window down, and things. and also buy her things to make it smell prettier.
.....i just wanted you to know there are nice smokers in the world as well. who understand the non smokers are not smoking for a reason and we are the ones that should work around them not the other way around. ....
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sadly i need to go smoke now talking about all this smoking.