scarletharlet

So it's offical... I have fuckin food posioning... god damnit!!!

I feel awful, and there is not fucking way i'm going to school.... arg. This bites the big one...

In other news I'm gonna make a t-shirt that says:

"I lost my cherry a long time ago, but I kept the box it came in."

Some stripper with the best boob job i've seen said that last night. I'm trying to find ways to interject that into converation now.

Arg I'm fuckin sick.... bleh bleh