scarletharlet

Thou shall not covet thy neighbors cat.... Right?

I'm an awful person. I wasnt to steal our neighbors cat and she wants to be taken.
She wants to be my cat, she won't leave me door step. She wants to live with me! So it's really not catnapping right?

Her name is Popeye. Shes probly the meanest looking cat ever. But thats what makes her SO damn cute. Shes a big love ball. This cat just wants the world to pet her all the time. She just happens to look like shes going to bite you all the time.

This is the main reason I can't steal the cat, (besides the fact she belongs to the people next door) She was beat up by some dirt bag and left for dead in there driveway. This cat is like a six thousand dollar cat, at least in vet bills. They have poor so much money into saving her life. I would feel rotten just taken the cat away.

This is also why her little jaw sticks out so she looks mad, and why one eye is completely glazed over. But thats 90% of her physical cuteness.

She can not be my cat, I can not steal her. Even though they have eight cats. And wouldn't notice for a few days. Isn't it written somewhere, Thou shall not catnap thy people next doors cat? or is that just a un spoken cat person thing?

I promise I will not steal the cat, today, this afternoon.... Right now. I can't be held accountable for my actions after today. If Popeye goes missing, it wasn't me.