I went browsing today to satisfy my female need to gather and while at the bookstore I came across some VERY interesting finds and learned some invaluable information.
1) I didn't know one could have a life insurance policy that will ensure one's brains will be cryogenically frozen. I guess the government really is aware of the impending zombie apocalypse because apparently they're doing research of their own.
2) From the book "Pets That Want to Kill Themselves"... "What did I do in a past life to deserve this? Oh right, I was Hitler." Said a small froo-froo dog in a dress. I must purchase said book at a lower price on Amazon.
Has anyone purchased anything righteously funny lately? <3
1) I didn't know one could have a life insurance policy that will ensure one's brains will be cryogenically frozen. I guess the government really is aware of the impending zombie apocalypse because apparently they're doing research of their own.
2) From the book "Pets That Want to Kill Themselves"... "What did I do in a past life to deserve this? Oh right, I was Hitler." Said a small froo-froo dog in a dress. I must purchase said book at a lower price on Amazon.
Has anyone purchased anything righteously funny lately? <3
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It's quite useful sitting in my desk drawer at the office.
It's been out forever but I just got I am America (and so can you!) by stephen colbert. Apparantly just by opening it I have become 25% more patriotic.