Hello 
I went to a bachelor party this weekend.
Went is sort of an under statement. My friend , we'll call him Dirtball since thats his nickname anyway, springs the date on his friends that he wants to do it Saturday. So the guy chosen to be best man calls me up and says he has no idea what we're going to do but I need to be there. So being the guy I am I couldn't stand the idea of not having a plan and started working on something in case the best man failed to get shit together. sure enough saturday morning rolls around and we have 0 plans. I said alright listen I put some places together made some calls and set up some reservations we should be ok. First we hit this place called Chama Gaucha. Its a Brazilian Steakhouse, You pay a good amount of money and get these cards that are red on one side and green on another when the green side is up the people bring out 12 different cuts of prepared meat and you get to eat as much as you want when you want. It was awesome. we ended up with a 200.00 bill after they added our booze to the bill.
So fed and watered we headed to the strip club. A place called Polekatz, classy place. Good music (Sorry but I enjoy dj and techno), Hot girls dancing for ones enjoyment, good drinks and a VIP table for the gents. The ladies were pretty outstanding and enjoyed our money. I convinced the manager guy to say dirtball instead of my friends real name when he got called up to get humiliated on stage, which he did. He had 3 strippers dancing around him, the one Jazz I think her name was, was really cool. she hung out at the table for a solid 30 minutes talking and we found out that she works at a tacobell during the week. One lady was vintage and looked like she could use a new job but she had tattoos a plenty and my body loves that it. and finally this last stripper who I'm pretty sure could have been a serial killer outside of her job. they de-robed him and rode him around like a horse. The serial killer girl stuck her heel down his pants in the back and then made him smell it but all in all he was satisfied. Nothing really crazy happened though not like in the movies. I had a few dances but most of my money was spent on the bachelor. The most surprising thing all night was the amount of hands on the strippers were getting on with. I've only been to two clubs and the other club had a strict no touching rule. this place said no touching but the girls were putting my hands all over them and their hands were indeed on my person.
On the plus side I did not full in love with either of my private dancers. All though I felt wrong the next day. I felt like I lost a good friend, I'm the kind of guy that doesn't go straight for that with girls so to have a girl getting that close to me was more than my mind could handle I guess. I'm good now though. In the End Dirtball' Bachelor party cost around $1,600.00 split between 4 guys, yea I know.
Till next time people, and thanks for reading.
Daniel
I went to a bachelor party this weekend.
Went is sort of an under statement. My friend , we'll call him Dirtball since thats his nickname anyway, springs the date on his friends that he wants to do it Saturday. So the guy chosen to be best man calls me up and says he has no idea what we're going to do but I need to be there. So being the guy I am I couldn't stand the idea of not having a plan and started working on something in case the best man failed to get shit together. sure enough saturday morning rolls around and we have 0 plans. I said alright listen I put some places together made some calls and set up some reservations we should be ok. First we hit this place called Chama Gaucha. Its a Brazilian Steakhouse, You pay a good amount of money and get these cards that are red on one side and green on another when the green side is up the people bring out 12 different cuts of prepared meat and you get to eat as much as you want when you want. It was awesome. we ended up with a 200.00 bill after they added our booze to the bill.
So fed and watered we headed to the strip club. A place called Polekatz, classy place. Good music (Sorry but I enjoy dj and techno), Hot girls dancing for ones enjoyment, good drinks and a VIP table for the gents. The ladies were pretty outstanding and enjoyed our money. I convinced the manager guy to say dirtball instead of my friends real name when he got called up to get humiliated on stage, which he did. He had 3 strippers dancing around him, the one Jazz I think her name was, was really cool. she hung out at the table for a solid 30 minutes talking and we found out that she works at a tacobell during the week. One lady was vintage and looked like she could use a new job but she had tattoos a plenty and my body loves that it. and finally this last stripper who I'm pretty sure could have been a serial killer outside of her job. they de-robed him and rode him around like a horse. The serial killer girl stuck her heel down his pants in the back and then made him smell it but all in all he was satisfied. Nothing really crazy happened though not like in the movies. I had a few dances but most of my money was spent on the bachelor. The most surprising thing all night was the amount of hands on the strippers were getting on with. I've only been to two clubs and the other club had a strict no touching rule. this place said no touching but the girls were putting my hands all over them and their hands were indeed on my person.
On the plus side I did not full in love with either of my private dancers. All though I felt wrong the next day. I felt like I lost a good friend, I'm the kind of guy that doesn't go straight for that with girls so to have a girl getting that close to me was more than my mind could handle I guess. I'm good now though. In the End Dirtball' Bachelor party cost around $1,600.00 split between 4 guys, yea I know.
Till next time people, and thanks for reading.
Daniel