Del just flew from his cage to my desk!
lycoris:
Sacr bleu! C'est un miracle!!
Enthusiastic 8-year-old girl: And then we're going to get those tattoos that last forever, right?
Long-suffering mother: Yes. Tomorrow.
Long-suffering mother: Yes. Tomorrow.
I want Del's tail feathers back. I want Del's wing back. I want Del flying around the room screaming. I never realized how much I missed him running amok until he could only run.
lycoris:
Poor little boo!
One of the ways that Meridon and I are different is best illustrated by a short and not-completely-hypothetical playlet.
[A man shuffles down the street, looking slightly ill.]
Meridon: Look how sad his eyes are. I'll bet that his daughter, who's just been awarded valedictory honours at her high school graduation, has just been diagnosed with an incurable disease which she passed on to his...
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[A man shuffles down the street, looking slightly ill.]
Meridon: Look how sad his eyes are. I'll bet that his daughter, who's just been awarded valedictory honours at her high school graduation, has just been diagnosed with an incurable disease which she passed on to his...
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lycoris:
*is amused*
Saw this in a political blog comment:
"You are playing defence in an 'offensive' game. Voting for one party to stop another. Defense never, ever works."
Well, that certainly explains why the Canadian Alliance celebrated two consecutive majority governments. In an ideal world, perhaps defensive voting by soft NDP supporters could have given Jean Chretien the win. But, well, voting for one party to stop...
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"You are playing defence in an 'offensive' game. Voting for one party to stop another. Defense never, ever works."
Well, that certainly explains why the Canadian Alliance celebrated two consecutive majority governments. In an ideal world, perhaps defensive voting by soft NDP supporters could have given Jean Chretien the win. But, well, voting for one party to stop...
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Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!
Aaaaaand 1.
lycoris:
Un, uno, ichi!
3 to go.
And the assholery of geese continues apace.
Apparently I'm not writing here just for my own amusement anymore, so I will explain what I mean.
Near where I work is the nesting spot of several Canada geese. They are the most evil-minded birds in the history of flying things. All of these things have come to mind when I consider them:
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And the assholery of geese continues apace.
Apparently I'm not writing here just for my own amusement anymore, so I will explain what I mean.
Near where I work is the nesting spot of several Canada geese. They are the most evil-minded birds in the history of flying things. All of these things have come to mind when I consider them:
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meridon:
I've had to march in goose shit. I feel no pity. NONE.
scampoint:
You are heartless and have no heart, heart-lacking individual.
4 to go.
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figmentation:
hi...
(hint: reply to people in THEIR journals... not yours. that way they know you said something)
hi...
(hint: reply to people in THEIR journals... not yours. that way they know you said something)
Give me a ton of silver, and trust me, I'll find the cloud inside it.
And, oh man, i really have just been given a ton of silver.
And, oh man, i really have just been given a ton of silver.
lycoris:
Cute bird!
Geese are assholes.
"My God," I thought. "Pac-Man just shit out a great bargain on ricotta cheese."
With my morning commute, you take your fun where you can get it.
With my morning commute, you take your fun where you can get it.