Man, this great, festering carbuncle on my left ass cheek is really starting to smart. I'd wip out my Dremel MultiPro 9,6V Cordless and grind that baby down to a nub right now, but, truth be told, I actually kinda' like the little fella. All the different colors of puss and necrosis that ooze out of it and the occasional chunk of old, dead skin sloughing off of it really adds a great sense of variety to an otherwise boring day.
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