The broom really didn't work that well as an oar. When the raging torrent that had been the main street near my home brought me to the corner my house was on, I had to jump out of the dinghy and swim, dragging it behind me to my front steps where my brother and my dog were standing, stranded, waiting for the flood water to...
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indie:
Do you know that it says that it's your birthday today on the hookup thing!
Girls scare me.
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maelwys:
I dont think Mark of Kri is available in the UK (Like a few games I want.) There's a list of stuff I'll be ordering from your side of the pond at the end of the year so I'll be adding that game to the list.
_luke:
they're all krazee 
I have a penis.
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maelwys:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
suoda:
yea yea living color
O.K. Here's one.
There's this lady I used to see. Maybe we were dating, whatever. I've broken up with her a few times. At one point I gave her back the letters she had written me and said to her, "I never want to see you again. Don't call me. Don't write to me."
But still she calls. She even came by once.
The hard...
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There's this lady I used to see. Maybe we were dating, whatever. I've broken up with her a few times. At one point I gave her back the letters she had written me and said to her, "I never want to see you again. Don't call me. Don't write to me."
But still she calls. She even came by once.
The hard...
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joscelyne:
Oh, to be a man. The only thing I would ever want to get out of that is being able to piddle standing up. Of course I'd also wanna be the biggest ho-bag and fuck every single girl I know. I'd probably wanna make some poor schmo take it in the pooper.
Oh hell, if I were a guy for one day...
And prove it. The bass harmonics, I mean.
Oh hell, if I were a guy for one day...
And prove it. The bass harmonics, I mean.
indie:
don't do anything that you will eventually regard. Having sex with this person will keep her in your life and it sounds like you don't want that.
stress -- hmm... not sure why... maybe it was applying for the loan... maybe I won't get it... maybe it's the idea of having to pay off the loan if I do get it... maybe it's the lack of stability in the workplace... maybe it's the lack of a girlfriend... maybe it's the lack of social skills that complicates finding a girfriend... maybe it's the...
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joscelyne:
i have stress too. at least you don't deal with it the way that i have a habit of doing -- digging my nails into scalp and neck, which leave scars and scabs of all sorts, only to be scraped again and again...
indie:
hmmm I don't knw... do you really want to be my friend?
I get stressed out all the time... I wish I could get a massage everyday so I wouldn't keep builting my stress on top of stress
I get stressed out all the time... I wish I could get a massage everyday so I wouldn't keep builting my stress on top of stress
What would you think about having some botulism injected into your eyebrows?
umm... what was the point of that?
joscelyne:
exactly.
I am: 35 year old straight male with a good job and a nice place. Fascinated by, furious at, and addicted to the world around me at all times, I'm pretty good at making friends but not so hot on the social scene (bars, clubs, etc.). Razor sharp in regards to intellect and wit, I am patient to a fault. (Razor sharpness normally preceded and...
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joscelyne:
I remember that story! In fact I remember in 5th grade we had to write a true paper on what the saddest thing we ever saw, was. And I remember this guy Jeff starting to read his out loud and as he kept reading I was like "hey! You stole that from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark!" And my teacher got real mad. Man, I was a jerk then. 
joscelyne:
Solisis has been stuck in hell aka Tuscon, AZ for over a month now, where he was only supposed to be there for two weeks. He wants to come home. He loathes it there more than anything. If he doesn't come home soon I'm afraid for the worst.
Main Entry: gestate
Pronunciation: 'jes-"tAt
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): gestated; gestating
Etymology: back-formation from gestation
Date: 1866
transitive senses
1 : to carry in the uterus during pregnancy
2 : to conceive and gradually develop in the mind
intransitive senses : to be in the process of gestation
Pronunciation: 'jes-"tAt
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): gestated; gestating
Etymology: back-formation from gestation
Date: 1866
transitive senses
1 : to carry in the uterus during pregnancy
2 : to conceive and gradually develop in the mind
intransitive senses : to be in the process of gestation
joscelyne:
which reminds me of that one bogus story about the girl in maine who masturbated with a lobster and gave birth to a buncha mudshrimp or something...ahaha did you ever read that one? I have it somewhere, it's pretty gross but at the same time hilarious as to why it's so fake.
Here. Right here. Do you see that? No, wait... there it goes again. Amazing, no?
The lifeless corpse of this morning's wishes lies pregnant without pause on the lawn. The mailman regards it with some dismay as he gingerly drops the card in the slot.
Well wishes? Evil ones? Hard to say. But right now somewhere something seems like all of this is silly dreams....
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The lifeless corpse of this morning's wishes lies pregnant without pause on the lawn. The mailman regards it with some dismay as he gingerly drops the card in the slot.
Well wishes? Evil ones? Hard to say. But right now somewhere something seems like all of this is silly dreams....
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Main Entry: withdrawal
Pronunciation: -'dro(-&)l
Function: noun
Date: 1749
1 a : the act of taking back or away something that has been granted or possessed b : removal from a place of deposit or investment c (1) : the discontinuance of administration or use of a drug (2) : the syndrome of often painful physical and psychological symptoms that follows discontinuance of an addicting...
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Pronunciation: -'dro(-&)l
Function: noun
Date: 1749
1 a : the act of taking back or away something that has been granted or possessed b : removal from a place of deposit or investment c (1) : the discontinuance of administration or use of a drug (2) : the syndrome of often painful physical and psychological symptoms that follows discontinuance of an addicting...
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joscelyne:
So this means I should finally try sushi and go to Japan, no? It would have been done already but if it weren't for my fear of doing something perfectly legal here that is perfectly asking to be caned, there, then I'd be there. Alas, I am not. So if you go to Cuba please give me an update.
joscelyne:
careless, hmm, not like eating sushi, nope. wreckless behavior like indecent exposure and whatnot!
I really am going to Hong Kong.
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joscelyne:
of course! I'll add you now
joscelyne:
is that why you haven't posted, silly?