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greatalphawolf:
The girl I've been seeing in AZ just told me that the birth control pill she has been taking has decreased her libido so much that she no longer is interested in sex, only cuddling. Apparently a blow job is out of the question too...
ox45:
I've already started my Bruce Lee "1-leg-forward, flying-exactly-parallel-to-the-ground, intense-look-on-my-face, danger-kick-through-the-air". You should feel my fury applied to your pancreas in about 17 days, 3 hours and 40.2 minutes. Hey, you gotta figure travelin' time.