Got wasted at the " " Bar last night
and tossed my cookies
behind a chair
in front of all my friends and they were
so much toasted that nobody saw.
Then I lit up a cigarette and nobody caught
me doing that either.
I must be slick or not worth noticing.
and tossed my cookies

behind a chair
in front of all my friends and they were
so much toasted that nobody saw.

Then I lit up a cigarette and nobody caught
me doing that either.
I must be slick or not worth noticing.

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.chris
No offense, but I can't wait 'til they ban smoking here. We're so close. Now I can finally go out and brutally punish my liver exclusively, just like nature intended. I heard that some bars down in Cali have plexiglass "smoking tubes" in the middle of the bar that people open and walk into so they smoke on display. Heavy. Do they have anything like that in NYC or do they just make you go outside?