howdy howdy... just got back home from an imprompt vacation in flordia...sorta.. check this...
man i must be a nice guy deep down inside... an old friend calls me up a few weeks ago at like 9:30pm on a saturday..."dude im moving to florida tonight.. you have to come, your my only hope and help...no is totally not an option... you HAVE to come"... geezs thanks for the early notice... its great when you have about 20 minutes to throw dirty laundry in a back pack... on a wicked hangover from the previous night no less (whatelse is new...like you sleep much in that state)...make a 100 phone calls to say your peacing out....and leave your crib with the sick feeling that your gonna miss out on the end all of rocker schmoozin bashes..... a few days before your flipping birthday !!!!!..... WTF... i was sooo pissed off.... im giving up huge opportunities to schmuck it up with the big dawgs...sell my soul to suit and tie executives ...and the final blow....promiscuous bathroom sex with smokin rocker hotties.....to drive aimlessly for fuckin 20 hrs on the most desolate of interstates... TO WEST PALM FUCKIN BEACH ARGHHHH..... atleast i dont have to deal with the apple pie americana life... a job..a wife ... kids...im too nice just to say no...guess personal freedom has its price
long story short...my buddy is offically a gun totin drug busting...slacker harassing..5 uhoh...pig...i got a wicked sunburn...a free ticket back home...and i guess some good karma for later down the road... when i need it... and a super kick ass story...read on
I got to.ride a mechanical bull drunk as shit one night out....first time ever im proud to say....with an entire miami trash filled bar cheerin me on...the ENTIRE bar i kid not....everyone thought this punk was gonna go down early and eat shit...too bad their kind dosnt understand i thrive on being the underdog......after i got thrown a good 7 ft to my side....(went down with some fierce momentum and took out a small part of the wooden fence with either my shoulder or my head...!).... this huge 300 lb brick wall of a dude...tight black shirt, gold chain, super dark tan and all.... helped me stand up strait...to except my applause of disbelief...gave me some love....and got me a 7 dollar beer...
I think i stayed on about 3 to 5 min but i have no sence of time ( think about how you judge time durring a wild turkey night )....all i know is my camera had 9 pics on it...when i got off it was 20 ... would of stayed on longer but the dude running the bull.... totally hit the ejecton button or something..... i learned that being airborn drunk is so dope....but being helped up and hearing this sentence from The Hulk will forever change me.....
"DUDE...you ok...i like lasted like about like 2 seconds...dude dude like dudeeeeee... you rock....how did u hold on that long...im buying you the coldest fuckin beer ever"...
ill never forget that sentence for the rest of my life..first off.. the dude was built like a coal mine dump truck...could probally lift me over his head with one arm....couldnt understand how the bull wasnt riding him...and second....praise from my mortal enemies????...unflippingbelievable...i think im a changed man...best 5 bux ive ever spent....to achieve yet another crowning moment that ranks up there ...like playing out infront of people for the first time.... seeing the first random pair of boobies being flashed from a car window...that nervous twich of the key to start my first built engine... ah man... it was like strait outta that John Travolta cowboy movie.... crazy shit...ah..in reflection of all the moments.... its all about simple pleasures and interesting experiences..and kick ass stories to boot....thats the shit life is about...
so there ya go... and by the way the party turned out to be a tad bit lame.. i did miss out on a few chickies though...ah nuts..
pics comming..soon as i finish the roll..
be good kids
a L
man i must be a nice guy deep down inside... an old friend calls me up a few weeks ago at like 9:30pm on a saturday..."dude im moving to florida tonight.. you have to come, your my only hope and help...no is totally not an option... you HAVE to come"... geezs thanks for the early notice... its great when you have about 20 minutes to throw dirty laundry in a back pack... on a wicked hangover from the previous night no less (whatelse is new...like you sleep much in that state)...make a 100 phone calls to say your peacing out....and leave your crib with the sick feeling that your gonna miss out on the end all of rocker schmoozin bashes..... a few days before your flipping birthday !!!!!..... WTF... i was sooo pissed off.... im giving up huge opportunities to schmuck it up with the big dawgs...sell my soul to suit and tie executives ...and the final blow....promiscuous bathroom sex with smokin rocker hotties.....to drive aimlessly for fuckin 20 hrs on the most desolate of interstates... TO WEST PALM FUCKIN BEACH ARGHHHH..... atleast i dont have to deal with the apple pie americana life... a job..a wife ... kids...im too nice just to say no...guess personal freedom has its price
long story short...my buddy is offically a gun totin drug busting...slacker harassing..5 uhoh...pig...i got a wicked sunburn...a free ticket back home...and i guess some good karma for later down the road... when i need it... and a super kick ass story...read on
I got to.ride a mechanical bull drunk as shit one night out....first time ever im proud to say....with an entire miami trash filled bar cheerin me on...the ENTIRE bar i kid not....everyone thought this punk was gonna go down early and eat shit...too bad their kind dosnt understand i thrive on being the underdog......after i got thrown a good 7 ft to my side....(went down with some fierce momentum and took out a small part of the wooden fence with either my shoulder or my head...!).... this huge 300 lb brick wall of a dude...tight black shirt, gold chain, super dark tan and all.... helped me stand up strait...to except my applause of disbelief...gave me some love....and got me a 7 dollar beer...
I think i stayed on about 3 to 5 min but i have no sence of time ( think about how you judge time durring a wild turkey night )....all i know is my camera had 9 pics on it...when i got off it was 20 ... would of stayed on longer but the dude running the bull.... totally hit the ejecton button or something..... i learned that being airborn drunk is so dope....but being helped up and hearing this sentence from The Hulk will forever change me.....
"DUDE...you ok...i like lasted like about like 2 seconds...dude dude like dudeeeeee... you rock....how did u hold on that long...im buying you the coldest fuckin beer ever"...
ill never forget that sentence for the rest of my life..first off.. the dude was built like a coal mine dump truck...could probally lift me over his head with one arm....couldnt understand how the bull wasnt riding him...and second....praise from my mortal enemies????...unflippingbelievable...i think im a changed man...best 5 bux ive ever spent....to achieve yet another crowning moment that ranks up there ...like playing out infront of people for the first time.... seeing the first random pair of boobies being flashed from a car window...that nervous twich of the key to start my first built engine... ah man... it was like strait outta that John Travolta cowboy movie.... crazy shit...ah..in reflection of all the moments.... its all about simple pleasures and interesting experiences..and kick ass stories to boot....thats the shit life is about...
so there ya go... and by the way the party turned out to be a tad bit lame.. i did miss out on a few chickies though...ah nuts..
pics comming..soon as i finish the roll..
be good kids
a L